Caveman’s new method for not picking up toys: “They are sleeping right now. I’ll pick them up after their nap is over.”
It’s so cute how my husband only makes one pot of coffee in the morning. Amateur.
Why is it that the second you sit your butt down to relax, the kids come home?
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?” ~Erma Bombeck