I need a cover-up for my cover-up.

My 20-year high school reunion is coming up. I have exactly one month to become wildly successful… and thin. *sigh*

“My son graduates high school next week. Probably time to do something about that weight I gained from pregnancy…”

Dear Mother Nature, WHY does my volunteering for school Park Day ALWAYS mean rain? Sixty kids, pouring rain, no Southern Comfort… Are you kidding me?! Sincerely, Christina-Marie

Space shuttle launches are cool and all, but can we get just a few of those NASA scientists looking into creating fat burning ice cream?