On the first day of spring break the universe sent me Caveman’s pants that were soaked with pee (in the middle of a book store, awesome).
On the second day of spring break the universe sent me two sleepovers (GO TO SLEEP!) and Caveman’s pants that were soaked with pee.
On the third day of spring break the universe sent to me three art projects (NO GLITTER!), two sleepovers, and Caveman’s pants that were soaked with pee.
On the fourth day of spring break the universe sent me four hours of tv (just ONE more episode!), three art projects, two sleepovers, and Caveman’s pants that were soaked with pee.
On the fifth day of spring break the universe sent me FIIIIIIVE DAYS OF RAIN (are you kidding me?!?!)! Four hours of tv, three art projects, two sleepovers, and Caveman’s pants that were soaked with pee.
Thank goodness it’s only a week. Hooray for school!
About Sarah
Sarah is obviously in love with chaos, as she has actively sought it since her daughter "Princess" was born in 2006. A cross-country move when Princess was four months old landed her back in the Silicon Valley, where her computer geek husband, Hubby 1.0, could dwell with his kind. In 2007, she decided to go to graduate school, which she’s completing as slowly as possible. When her son, "Caveman," arrived in the fall of 2008, life just got more entertaining. An aspiring librarian, Sarah is often found at story time bribing Caveman to pay attention with granola bars and goldfish. She's also on a quest to find a haircut that requires absolutely no styling and still looks good on those days when a shower just doesn't happen. In her spare time, she picks up toys, does laundry, cooks, checks facebook obsessively, submits photos to "$*%# my Kids Ruined," and organizes play dates with a great group of moms who keep her sane.
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