Kate

Kate is mother to two exceptionally strong and solid offspring, "Elise" (b. 2005) and "Luke" (b.2008) who have successfully put her spine one hoist away from disc herniation. She lives in the Washington DC area and works in healthcare—which is convenient given the physical hazards of her mommy gig. Kate is deathly afraid of developing large nose pores and is very suspicious of squirrels. She hopes she will never, ever need to face these two fears simultaneously. She has never met a beautiful shoe she didn’t want to caress tenderly. She is currently battling addictions with reality TV, Facebook, and fried potato products. Kate feels like Elmo by referring to  herself in third person. But, thankfully, that’s where their similarities end.