Dear Scientific Community, I heard something on the radio last week that sent me into a spiral of despair, rocking my parental philosophies to their very core. The five second rule isn’t real. Apparently, you have again set out to prove that just as much bacteria can collect on a piece of food that has sat on the ground for five seconds as would collect on a piece of food sitting there for, say, 30 seconds. Or five minutes. Well (...Read More)
A Scrooge-y Valentine’s Day
This week is the Valentine’s Day party at son H.’s school, and the onus of preparing the valentines has fallen on me. This is one of those tasks that – before I had kids – I really thought I would enjoy. Note the past tense. There are several reasons I don’t enjoy it. One is that H. doesn’t really get Valentine’s Day. It’s another one of those abstract holidays he just can’t get his head around, and I don’t blame (...Read More)
Treading Water
Why wait until summer when you can take swim lessons in the dead of winter? This past weekend, as the thermometer was hovering at 2 below zero, we were driving to our tots in training swim class. The concept sounds like a real winner, but for the effort that is put forth in the execution of this short dip, my dear Spicy Girl better be able to do a perfect flip turn by the time she turns four. Besides, what (...Read More)
Hair Crimes and Misdemeanors
I recently decided we needed electric hair clippers so I could cut Luke’s hair at home. For one, I was tired of schlepping out to the Kiddie Hair Cut place where we wait for eons in a land of ghastly gaiety. Also, I’ve never been that impressed with the haircuts there. And, they are way overpriced. How hard could it be, right? (I did have a flashback to the time I tried to cut my little brother’s hair when I (...Read More)
When Moms Throw Tantrums
I like to think of myself as a fairly low-key mom. I’m not a yeller. I’ll discipline my kids, but not especially harshly (no spanking or ear pulling—though I have been known to take away dessert for an entire week). In other words, I like to keep a lid on it. Losing control makes me unhappy. But sometimes? When the four-year-old has been thrashing and whining for an hour straight and the six-year-old has no idea what a social cue (...Read More)



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