In an attempt to bring some peace to my life I have taken up Zen Meditation. Well, not so much “taken up” as gone to group three times and wish I had a better grasp of it. Usually this wish comes some time between “Mom I need five empty soda bottles for school tomorrow” and “The dog smells like a butt.” I’ve done other types of meditation, guided relaxations in which soothing voices encourage my breath to continue in and (...Read More)

Mark It Off
Even if you don’t have a need for this, try it — it’s way cool! To remove permanent marker from any smooth surface (computer monitor, dry erase board, refrigerator), simply draw over the marks with a dry erase marker. Then wipe away both marks with a cloth or eraser. Really, it works!
Pavlov’s Bucket
Last weekend brought another round of sickness to the household. Son H. was very pale and lethargic. It could have been end-of-the-week tiredness, I thought, the kind that builds gradually: an emotional low-pressure system leading to increased crankiness on Thursday evening, stormy tempers through Friday, and much tearful precipitation on Saturday. But when we offered H. potstickers (Chinese dumplings) for dinner, and he refused them, we knew something bigger was brewing. Not five minutes later he was vomiting all over (...Read More)
Stop Playing Games with Me!
This week, I discovered that something I would really like to do is go to a Research and Development meeting for a board game company. I would listen to what these sadistic geniuses are coming up with, hear what motivates them, admire the creative process, and then, just as they are being super, duper productive, I would yell out a powerful scream and flip the meeting table over, like a deranged poker player who just lost all of their chips. (...Read More)
You Can Stop Snowing Now
We had our first real blizzard here recently, the likes of which I cannot remember. For Elise and Luke, it was nothing less than magic. Elise: Snow! Snow! Snow! Luke: No! No! No! They raced from window to window, sticking their mouths on the glass in utter delight. I just kept repeating, “I can’t believe how much snow we’re getting!” about 1,000 times, watching our car parked outside slowly get eaten by a large white fungus. Amazingly, we were prepared (...Read More)



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