Mother Technogeek’s Guide to Computer Functions Every Kid Should Have Hibernate/Sleep: Use when child is exhausted, has dark circles under eyes, but is still – illogically – screaming around the house. Simply press the button and watch child collapse onto his or her bed in sweet slumber. Anti-virus programs: Automatic updates mean you never get the dreaded call from the nurse’s office, relaying that your child has a fever, a rash, or has thrown up into the rain boots of (...Read More)
Paul Mitchell Re-Works Texture Cream
Today my sister L, who is vacationing with me, has agreed to be my guest reviewer. We both like hair product, and we both make fun of our stylists for calling it “product.” And L. would like you to know about her favorite hair product, Paul Mitchell Re-Works Texture Cream. Me: What do you like about Paul Mitchell Re-Works, L.? L: It’s pliant, or pliable, or whatever. And it smells good. Me: (I remove the cap and sniff the tube.) (...Read More)
Excuse Me, Could you Park Your Mommies Group Somewhere Else?
As a working mother, I struggle when switching between my “mom” and my “working” hats. Admittedly, getting out of the office in time to avoid being penalized by the daycare clock-watchers can be difficult. And don’t even get me started on how I brag to co-workers about Spicy Girl’s latest achievements (“Can you believe it? She put on her shoes! On the wrong feet!” Gush, Gush). But, there is one place that I can move that hat over pretty damn (...Read More)
Sportcraft Ladder Ball
Sometimes I feel like I’m the last person to find out about things. Perhaps this is because I came from a household that didn’t have a color tv, VCR or microwave until the late 1980s. (I’m still not sure how my cell phone works.) Whatever the reason, I made yet another new/old discovery last week at a family cook-out. Fortunately for me, there was no technology involved here – just good old-fashioned fun. As we visited outside, I noticed the (...Read More)
Hello, Poison Control? It’s Me Again.
Last night, we got back from the playground and were getting ready for dinner when Luke climbed up the step stool to wash his hands at the sink. I took his hands, one by one, to soap them up and rinse with water. He was pretty ecstatic to be playing in the water, so I let him stand there, leaning over the sink rinsing spoons and cups, while I got something out from the fridge for dinner. The next time (...Read More)



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